Top 11 Ways Geeks Were Naughty This Year

11.	Used GOTO
10.	Recommended the use of Internet Explorer
9.	Programmed Robosapien to steal
8.	Scratched strangers iPod Minis when they weren't looking
7.	Started a flame war because they were bored
6.	Uploaded mislabelled MP3s of Wham!
5.	Didn't ground themselves before working on a friend's PC
4.	Used genius for evil, not good
3.	Voted for cliché entry in Fark Photoshop
2.	Told user that the 'Any Key' was the big button on the case marked 'Power'
1.	Recommended review at Tomshardware.com

From bbspot.com.

Ok 11 for those non computer science people out there. The first thing you're taught in most computer science classes today is to never use GOTO. Number 3 (Fark.com) has photoshop contests and people frequently reuse ideas like thesquirrell with dangling nutsack or Admiral Ackbar from Star Wars saying "It's a trap" and if these actually win (or get any significant number of votes) people bitch. #1 Tomshardware.com reviews computer hardware and for the most part has kind of degerated into "Eh, the gave us the hardware. Lets recommend that everyone buy it even though its total crap."

So yeah I thought they were funny and needed to be shared. :)